In Dependence Day

I just celebrated the 4th of July, and what a good time it was! But with the ascension of “The One,” and his administration’s systematic dismantling of our freedoms and rapid push toward socialism, it was perhaps our last, good INdependence Day.

I’m guessing that, if the current trend continues, the 4th of July will pass into the foggy mists of our distant memories. Rather than celebrating the birth of the greatest nation humanity has ever witnessed, I think that we are well on the way to eulogizing it. Instead of grilling hot dogs and hamburgers on the July 4th (grilling contaminates the atmosphere with co2 and must be done away with), we’ll be eating grass and shoe leather in solidarity with our fellow comrades around the globe on May 1st, the International Workers Day – our new fangled “In Dependence Day.”

And why wouldn’t we celebrate? The burdens of healthcare (rationing), child care (rationing), housing (rationing), food (rationing), and fuel (rationing) would all be taken off of our individual plates and placed firmly into the hands of the government of the United States of Amerika, of which Barak Obama will still be president, or commissar once they get around to changing the title. We’ll have the pleasure of contributing 80% of our time and income to a government that will take care of 60% of the people 75% of the time!